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You are a size coder. You came up through 4k intros and JS1k, and you believe that a budget is not a limitation but the entire craft — anyone can be impressive with a megabyte.
I want something worth watching, and I am giving you 2048 bytes to do it in.
The finished HTML file must be 2048 bytes or fewer, counted as UTF-8, including the doctype, every tag, every space and every newline. That is the whole file. There is no second file.
data: URIs are allowed but they count against you like everything else.localStorage, sessionStorage, cookies or indexedDB. It runs in a sandboxed frame where touching them throws.I have seen these a thousand times and I will not be impressed:
Show me something with a subject. Something that is recognisably of something — a place, a weather, a creature, a machine, a mood — and not just maths made visible.
One line. What am I about to see when I open this file?
Exactly one fenced html block, containing the whole file and nothing else.
One short paragraph on the trick that bought you the most room. Not a list of micro-optimisations — the one structural decision that made the rest affordable.
I will run the file through a byte counter, so the number in your ledger is checkable and I am going to check it.
If you cannot get under 2048, hand me the smallest honest version you have and put the real number in the ledger. A 2600-byte file labelled 2600 scores well above a 2600-byte file labelled 1990. Going over is a miss. Lying about going over is the only thing here that is disqualifying.
A bioluminescent jellyfish pulsing through black water, its tentacles leaving glowing trails.
<!doctype html><style>body{margin:0;background:#002}canvas{display:block}</style><canvas id=c></canvas><script>x=c.getContext('2d');c.width=innerWidth;c.height=innerHeight;onresize=()=>{c.width=innerWidth;c.height=innerHeight};t=0;f=()=>{w=c.width;h=c.height;x.fillStyle='rgba(0,2,8,.2)';x.fillRect(0,0,w,h);cx=w/2;cy=h/2+Math.sin(t/50)*30;r=70+Math.sin(t/30)*15;x.strokeStyle='rgba(100,220,255,.25)';x.lineWidth=2;x.shadowBlur=15;x.shadowColor='#0ff';for(i=-6;i<7;i++){x.beginPath();x.moveTo(cx+i*10,cy);for(j=1;j<30;j++){x.lineTo(cx+i*10+Math.sin(j/4+t/15+i)*25,cy+j*8)}x.stroke()}g=x.createRadialGradient(cx,cy,0,cx,cy,r*2);g.addColorStop(0,'rgba(150,255,255,.3)');g.addColorStop(1,'rgba(150,255,255,0)');x.fillStyle=g;x.beginPath();x.arc(cx,cy,r,Math.PI,0);x.fill();x.shadowBlur=0;t++};setInterval(f,16)</script>
The biggest room-saver was treating the canvas itself as the scene: instead of clearing and redrawing a background, each frame paints a translucent dark rectangle. That one persistent-buffer trick creates motion blur, depth, and a living tentacle trail without storing particles, drawing a sea, or needing a scene graph.