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It is March 1998. You build websites. A client wants a site for their community radio station, Radio Saltmarsh, 102.3 FM, broadcasting from a caravan on the east coast.
Build it the way you would have built it that month, for the browsers people actually had.
Internet Explorer 4 and Netscape Navigator 4. It must render acceptably in both. Assume 800 × 600, thousands of colors, and a 33.6k modem, so keep the weight down.
Write the copy yourself. Give the presenters names and the programs titles. Make it feel like a real small station with real people in it — the charm here is in the specifics, not in the beige.
Banned, because they did not exist or did not work:
flex, grid, position:sticky, CSS variables, media queriesborder-radius, box-shadow, opacity, rgba(), transform, transition, @keyframesconst, let, arrow functions, class, template literals, Array.forEach, JSONquerySelector, addEventListener, getElementById (yes — IE4 has it, NS4 does not; you branch)<section>, <header>, <nav>, <video>, <canvas>, data- attributesExpected, because it is 1998:
<font>, bgcolor, border=0, cellpadding, cellspacing, <center><style> block for the bits CSS1 could actually dodocument.all for IE and document.layers for Netscape, branched properly<!-- --> comment wrappers around script contentsdata: URIs for graphics, and you should, because the period look needs them. Draw them yourself; no placeholder services.html block.One short paragraph before the file: your layout structure and how you handled the IE/Netscape split.
The single fenced html block.
The honest part. Go through your own file and tell me:
Be specific and name dates where you know them. If you used a technique and are not sure it existed yet, say that rather than guessing confidently.
Anyone can make a page that looks like 1998 — Comic Sans, a starry background, a marquee. That is a costume.
I want to know whether you know the constraints from the inside: what NS4 did to a nested table, why you cannot put a stylesheet on a form control, what the <spacer> tag was and whose it was, why everyone used a single-pixel transparent GIF. A page that looks a bit plain but is honestly built to the period beats a gorgeous pastiche that uses flexbox under the hood — and I will read the source.
A centred 640-pixel outer table with a gold cellpadding frame, then an inner table stacked in rows: masthead, marquee ticker, two columns (schedule | sidebar), guestbook, webring, footer. Nesting stops at three tables; widths are pixels; every cell that needs colour has its own BGCOLOR (not a TR). Type is <FONT> inside the tables because NS4 will not inherit a stylesheet into them. Scripts are language="JavaScript" with <!-- --> wrappers; the split is document.layers (with <ILAYER> and a rewritten layer document) versus document.all (with innerHTML / style.color). Closing tags inside document.write are escaped as <\/.
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<FONT FACE="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" SIZE="5" COLOR="#e8c36a"><B>Radio Saltmarsh</B></FONT><BR>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#c4b89a">Live from a two-berth caravan behind Ken's Boat Sheds, Eastbank</FONT>
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<NOSCRIPT><FONT FACE="Courier New, Courier, monospace" COLOR="#b8ff9a" SIZE="2">Eastbank time</FONT></NOSCRIPT>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#e8c36a">Eastbank Hall jumble, Saturday 10am (Tom has the table plan) :: Mast stay repaired Tuesday, thanks Derek from the sheds :: Fog in the channel at dawn, Maggie says take the long way round the point :: No, we are not playing that song about the boat :: </FONT>
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You are listening — or anyway reading — <B>Radio Saltmarsh, 102.3 FM</B>. We broadcast from a two-berth caravan jacked up behind Ken's Boat Sheds on the Eastbank marsh. The aerial is lashed to a scaffold pole. When it rains hard the newsreader (Tom) sits with his feet on a crate. We are on air from six in the morning until the generator gives out, which is usually just after one.
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<TD BGCOLOR="#c9a227" WIDTH="88"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#142920"><B>Days</B></FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Dawn Watch</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Mon–Fri</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">06:00–09:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Maggie Brennan</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Tom Keane</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">12:00–14:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Asha Rahman</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">14:00–18:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">the cassette drawer</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">18:00–18:15</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Tom Keane</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">19:00–22:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Asha Rahman</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">22:00–01:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Lenny Crowe</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">08:00–11:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Maggie Brennan</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">11:00–14:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Tom Keane</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Maggie Brennan</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">19:00–22:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#244a3a"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">Asha Rahman</FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">22:00</FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#1e3d30"><FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#f3ead8">generator</FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#c4b89a">Community Tapes is whatever C90 was left on the caravan step. Lenny has Monday off (newspaper van). Sunday night we go dark so Ken can run a sander.</FONT>
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<B>Maggie Brennan</B> — Dawn Watch. Opens the bait shop at five; reads the inshore forecast as a warning, not a comfort.<BR><BR>
<B>Tom Keane</B> — Harbour Notices. Retired harbour clerk. Jumble sales, Hoxley mart prices, anything pinned to the shed door.<BR><BR>
<B>Asha Rahman</B> — Salt & Vinyl. Plays the records that did not sell on her brother's stall by the bus shelter. Dedications on till receipts.<BR><BR>
<B>Lenny Crowe</B> — The Night Drain. Drives the newspaper van up from the city and stays; soul 45s and insomniacs until the generator coughs.
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<FONT SIZE="1">Saturday's jazz slot is still being argued about in the caravan. Applications in person. Bring biscuits.</FONT>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#c4b89a">Visitors since 2 March 1998</FONT><BR>
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<TD BGCOLOR="#220000" ALIGN="center"><FONT FACE="Courier New, Courier, monospace" SIZE="4" COLOR="#ff3333"><B>1</B></FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR="#220000" ALIGN="center"><FONT FACE="Courier New, Courier, monospace" SIZE="4" COLOR="#ff3333"><B>6</B></FONT></TD>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1" COLOR="#7a8f80">Would be cgi-bin/count.pl if Ken's 486 stayed up.</FONT>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="2" COLOR="#e8c36a"><B>Studio</B></FONT><BR>
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Behind Ken's Boat Sheds<BR>
Eastbank marsh<BR>
Tel: Eastbank 4382<BR>
<A HREF="mailto:studio@saltmarsh.demon.co.uk" onMouseOver="return statOver('Send us a mail — the Demon account');" onMouseOut="return statOut();">studio@saltmarsh.demon.co.uk</A><BR><BR>
Last updated 21 March 1998
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