27:18Gemini 4 Hydrogen: Cheaper Tokens, More Expensive Answers?
Nov 13, 2026 · YouTube
18:40ERNIE 5.5 Flash Preview vs GLM 5.3 Flash: Baidu's new model is very impressive!
Nov 11, 2026 · YouTube
36:22Fable 5.2 robbing me blind, plus: Nex AGI's N2.6 vs GLM 5.3 Flash
Nov 11, 2026 · YouTube
14:03Gemini 4 Carbon: Can it handle my challenges? (First look with one-shot coding tests)
Nov 10, 2026 · YouTube
47:51Ranking major U.S. Open-Weights Models. (Where does Ripple 65B fit in?)
Nov 6, 2026 · YouTube
10:57"Crouton Alpha": the latest super-efficient coding model by Meta?
Nov 3, 2026 · YouTube
38:58Testing Particle-1: a post-trained DeepSeek V4.1 Flash specializing in coding and efficiency
Oct 28, 2026 · YouTube
22:14GPT-6.1 Terra Pro vs Terra: How Much Better Is Pro?
Oct 27, 2026 · YouTube
29:55Kimi K3.1 Pro Looked Incredible. Then I Kept Testing.
Oct 26, 2026 · YouTube
31:28Is this company reselling GPT Sol 6.1 at a loss (for non-agentic/text-only)?🤔 Is this sustainable?
Oct 20, 2026 · YouTube
17:58Nemotron 3.5 Super VL vs Opus 5.5: Testing NVIDIA’s new coding juggernaut
Oct 15, 2026 · YouTube
16:04Testing a *massive* new open-weights model 🤯: Muse Spark Open (vs. Nemotron, Opus 5.5, and more)
Oct 15, 2026 · YouTube
16:43Gemini 4 Argon: Great 🐈 Animation, but a broken escalator. (Coding challenge vs Opus 5.5, Sol 6.1)
Oct 13, 2026 · YouTube
16:37Meta's new "Muse Wonder" AI is impressive... but can it compete with Anthropic's models?
Oct 12, 2026 · YouTube
11:12WOW... Haiku 5.5 is very impressive. RIP OpenAI?
Oct 7, 2026 · YouTube
22:47Mistral Large 4 Is Cheap. But Is It Good Enough to Compete?
Oct 6, 2026 · YouTube
22:02Is Pareto 26.10 Preview Just Routing to GPT Sol? I Tested It Against Sol 6.1 Pro
Oct 1, 2026 · YouTube
11:22I Tested Sonnet 5.5 Against Opus 5.5. Is It Actually Cheaper?
Sep 28, 2026 · YouTube
30:00Did Elon Musk's team "train the gay away"... and make Grok 4.7 worse?
Sep 26, 2026 · YouTube
19:21I Tested the Stealth "Space Bunny Alpha" Model Before It Went Offline
Sep 23, 2026 · YouTube
10:58So... how much better is Claude Opus 5.5 vs. GPT-6 Sol, really?
Sep 23, 2026 · YouTube
9:38Claude Opus 5.5... the BEST new model for coding!! 🤩
Sep 22, 2026 · YouTube
29:00Grok 4.7: improved, but GLM 5.3 FlashX beat it anyway (benchmark against Gemini, Sol, etc.)
Sep 22, 2026 · YouTube
16:54Stealth Union Alpha: Is this another cheap GPT model? (better than Luna, cheaper than Terra?)
Sep 16, 2026 · YouTube
16:45DeepSeek V4.1 Flash Is Shockingly Good for the Price
Sep 10, 2026 · YouTube
17:14How much better is GPT-6 Astra over Claude Opus 5? Real Website and Coding Tests
Sep 5, 2026 · YouTube
29:13Implementing a multiplayer game with GPT-6 Astra (+ Gemini 3.8, Opus 5, Sol Pro)
Sep 5, 2026 · YouTube
19:42Meta Muse Spark 1.3 Review: A Huge Leap Forward
Sep 2, 2026 · YouTube
17:31Testing Gemini 3.8 Flash on Real Coding Challenges (vs. other models)
Sep 2, 2026 · YouTube
14:09Testing IBM Granite-4.2-8B! Can it name 100 women?
Aug 31, 2026 · YouTube
17:37Tencent Hy4 Preview Tested: Is It Really Better Than Kimi K3 and GLM 5.3?
Aug 28, 2026 · YouTube
14:50Stealth Ox Alpha: a new GLM model! Full test (coding & writing) against Grok, Gemini, GPT & others
Aug 21, 2026 · YouTube
21:54GLM 5.3 Tested: Does it beat Claude Opus 5 & Grok 4.6?
Aug 19, 2026 · YouTube
21:23Giving Qwen 3.8 27B another chance (+ GLM 5.2). Testing against GPT, Gemini, Grok etc.
Aug 18, 2026 · YouTube
51:00AI Coding Showdown: Grok 4.6, Gemini 3.7, Terra-Pro, Qwen3.8 2.4TB, Muse Glimmer & more
Aug 15, 2026 · YouTube
You are a size coder. You came up through 4k intros and JS1k, and you believe that a budget is not a limitation but the entire craft — anyone can be impressive with a megabyte.
I want something worth watching, and I am giving you 2048 bytes to do it in.
The finished HTML file must be 2048 bytes or fewer, counted as UTF-8, including the doctype, every tag, every space and every newline. That is the whole file. There is no second file.
data: URIs are allowed but they count against you like everything else.localStorage, sessionStorage, cookies or indexedDB. It runs in a sandboxed frame where touching them throws.I have seen these a thousand times and I will not be impressed:
Show me something with a subject. Something that is recognisably of something — a place, a weather, a creature, a machine, a mood — and not just maths made visible.
One line. What am I about to see when I open this file?
Exactly one fenced html block, containing the whole file and nothing else.
One short paragraph on the trick that bought you the most room. Not a list of micro-optimisations — the one structural decision that made the rest affordable.
I will run the file through a byte counter, so the number in your ledger is checkable and I am going to check it.
If you cannot get under 2048, hand me the smallest honest version you have and put the real number in the ledger. A 2600-byte file labelled 2600 scores well above a 2600-byte file labelled 1990. Going over is a miss. Lying about going over is the only thing here that is disqualifying.
A rust-red junk rides an endless, paper-grained sea of carved jade waves.
<!doctype html>
<body style=margin:0;background:#e7d7b1;overflow:hidden>
<canvas id=c width=1200 height=800 style=width:100vw;height:100vh;object-fit:cover></canvas>
<script>
a=c.getContext('2d');S=Math.sin;ink='#302e29';
function P(p,c,s){a.beginPath();p.map((v,i)=>a[i?'lineTo':'moveTo'](...v));a.fillStyle=a.strokeStyle=c;s?a.stroke():a.fill()}
function sail(x,h,w){
a.save();a.translate(x,0);w+=5*S(t+x);
P([[0,-h-15],[0,8]],ink,1);
P([[0,-h],[-w*.7,-h+10],[-w,-h*.65],[-w*.95,-30],[0,-10]],'#b44530');
for(i=1;i<7;i++){y=-h+i*(h-10)/7;P([[0,y],[-w*(.7+.3*S(i/7*3)),y+12]],ink,1)}
P([[0,-h-15],[35,-h-11+5*S(t*3)],[0,-h-7]],'#b44530');
P([[0,-h-15],[85,12]],ink,1);a.restore()
}
function draw(T){
t=T/1000;a.fillStyle='#e7d7b1';a.fillRect(0,0,1200,800);
a.fillStyle='#bc593c';a.beginPath();a.arc(900,185,92,0,7);a.fill();
for(i=110;i<280;i+=7){a.fillStyle='#e7d7b1';a.fillRect(800,i,200,1)}
for(i=0;i<5;i++){x=(i*83+t*18)%1500-150;y=180+i*23+8*S(t+i);P([[x-9,y+4*S(t*4+i)],[x,y],[x+9,y+4*S(t*4+i)]],ink,1)}
for(j=0;j<9;j++){
y=420+j*47;p=[[0,800]];
for(x=0;x<=1200;x+=8)p.push([x,y+12*S(x/80+t+j*2)+6*S(x/37-t*1.3)]);
p.push([1200,800]);P(p,'hsl(174,21%,'+(40-j*3)+'%)');
for(k=0;k<3;k++){
p=[];for(x=0;x<=1200;x+=8)p.push([x,y+8+k*6+12*S(x/80+t+j*2)+6*S(x/37-t*1.3)]);
P(p,'#b6b68c',1)}
if(!j){
a.save();a.translate(600,422+8*S(t));a.rotate(.025*S(t*.8));
sail(-95,180,100);sail(65,250,145);
P([[-150,0],[-150,-25],[-115,-25],[-100,0]],ink);
P([[-195,-15],[-140,42],[123,42],[192,-30],[135,-6],[-120,0]],ink);
P([[-172,4],[-130,27],[130,27],[166,-4]],'#ae7850',1);
for(i=-110;i<130;i+=26)P([[i,6],[i+12,6]],'#e7d7b1',1);
a.restore()
}
}
a.globalAlpha=.13;a.fillStyle=ink;
n=7;for(i=0;i<6000;i++){n=n*16807%2147483647;a.fillRect(n%1200,n/1200%800,1,1)}
a.globalAlpha=1;
requestAnimationFrame(draw)
}
requestAnimationFrame(draw)
</script>
The scene is a moving woodcut rather than a physical simulation. Layered silhouettes provide depth and let the foreground water naturally swallow the hull, while the same tiny path routine handles almost every mark. That makes the subject affordable; gentle heave, roll and breathing sail widths supply the life.