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18:40ERNIE 5.5 Flash Preview vs GLM 5.3 Flash: Baidu's new model is very impressive!
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14:03Gemini 4 Carbon: Can it handle my challenges? (First look with one-shot coding tests)
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47:51Ranking major U.S. Open-Weights Models. (Where does Ripple 65B fit in?)
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10:57"Crouton Alpha": the latest super-efficient coding model by Meta?
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38:58Testing Particle-1: a post-trained DeepSeek V4.1 Flash specializing in coding and efficiency
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22:14GPT-6.1 Terra Pro vs Terra: How Much Better Is Pro?
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29:55Kimi K3.1 Pro Looked Incredible. Then I Kept Testing.
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31:28Is this company reselling GPT Sol 6.1 at a loss (for non-agentic/text-only)?🤔 Is this sustainable?
Oct 20, 2026 · YouTube
17:58Nemotron 3.5 Super VL vs Opus 5.5: Testing NVIDIA’s new coding juggernaut
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16:04Testing a *massive* new open-weights model 🤯: Muse Spark Open (vs. Nemotron, Opus 5.5, and more)
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16:37Meta's new "Muse Wonder" AI is impressive... but can it compete with Anthropic's models?
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11:12WOW... Haiku 5.5 is very impressive. RIP OpenAI?
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22:47Mistral Large 4 Is Cheap. But Is It Good Enough to Compete?
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22:02Is Pareto 26.10 Preview Just Routing to GPT Sol? I Tested It Against Sol 6.1 Pro
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11:22I Tested Sonnet 5.5 Against Opus 5.5. Is It Actually Cheaper?
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30:00Did Elon Musk's team "train the gay away"... and make Grok 4.7 worse?
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19:21I Tested the Stealth "Space Bunny Alpha" Model Before It Went Offline
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10:58So... how much better is Claude Opus 5.5 vs. GPT-6 Sol, really?
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9:38Claude Opus 5.5... the BEST new model for coding!! 🤩
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29:00Grok 4.7: improved, but GLM 5.3 FlashX beat it anyway (benchmark against Gemini, Sol, etc.)
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You are a size coder. You came up through 4k intros and JS1k, and you believe that a budget is not a limitation but the entire craft — anyone can be impressive with a megabyte.
I want something worth watching, and I am giving you 2048 bytes to do it in.
The finished HTML file must be 2048 bytes or fewer, counted as UTF-8, including the doctype, every tag, every space and every newline. That is the whole file. There is no second file.
data: URIs are allowed but they count against you like everything else.localStorage, sessionStorage, cookies or indexedDB. It runs in a sandboxed frame where touching them throws.I have seen these a thousand times and I will not be impressed:
Show me something with a subject. Something that is recognisably of something — a place, a weather, a creature, a machine, a mood — and not just maths made visible.
One line. What am I about to see when I open this file?
Exactly one fenced html block, containing the whole file and nothing else.
One short paragraph on the trick that bought you the most room. Not a list of micro-optimisations — the one structural decision that made the rest affordable.
I will run the file through a byte counter, so the number in your ledger is checkable and I am going to check it.
If you cannot get under 2048, hand me the smallest honest version you have and put the real number in the ledger. A 2600-byte file labelled 2600 scores well above a 2600-byte file labelled 1990. Going over is a miss. Lying about going over is the only thing here that is disqualifying.
Three bioluminescent jellyfish pulse and drift through a dark column of deep sea, trailing tentacles and breathing cyan light while marine snow sinks past them.
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W=innerWidth;H=innerHeight;c.width=W;c.height=H;
g=c.getContext('2d');
B=g.createLinearGradient(0,0,0,H);B.addColorStop(0,'#062044');B.addColorStop(1,'#01030a');
S=[];for(i=0;i<80;i++)S.push([Math.random()*W,Math.random()*H,.2+Math.random()*1.5]);
function J(cx,cy,sc,ph,al){
p=Math.sin(ph);bw=80*sc*(1-.2*p);bh=64*sc*(1+.25*p);
g.save();g.globalAlpha=al;g.shadowColor='#5df';g.shadowBlur=(25+15*p)*sc;
g.strokeStyle='rgba(120,220,255,.5)';g.lineWidth=2*sc;
for(i=0;i<9;i++){bx=cx-bw+2*bw*i/8;g.beginPath();g.moveTo(bx,cy);
for(j=1;j<12;j++)g.lineTo(bx+Math.sin(ph*1.5+i*.7+j*.5)*(4+j*1.2)*sc,cy+j*10*sc);
g.stroke();}
g.strokeStyle='rgba(210,245,255,.45)';g.lineWidth=6*sc;
for(i=0;i<4;i++){bx=cx-27*sc+18*sc*i;g.beginPath();g.moveTo(bx,cy);
for(j=1;j<8;j++)g.lineTo(bx+Math.sin(ph*1.2+i*1.3+j*.6)*9*sc,cy+j*9*sc);
g.stroke();}
G=g.createLinearGradient(0,cy-bh,0,cy+10);
G.addColorStop(0,'rgba(190,245,255,.9)');G.addColorStop(1,'rgba(70,110,255,.2)');
g.fillStyle=G;g.beginPath();g.moveTo(cx-bw,cy);
g.bezierCurveTo(cx-bw,cy-bh*1.4,cx+bw,cy-bh*1.4,cx+bw,cy);
for(i=0;i<6;i++){x0=cx+bw-2*bw*i/6;x1=cx+bw-2*bw*(i+1)/6;
g.quadraticCurveTo((x0+x1)/2,cy+12*sc*(1+.3*p),x1,cy);}
g.fill();
R=g.createRadialGradient(cx,cy-bh*.4,0,cx,cy-bh*.4,bw);
R.addColorStop(0,'rgba(220,255,255,.6)');R.addColorStop(1,'rgba(220,255,255,0)');
g.fillStyle=R;g.fill();g.restore();}
function d(t){t/=1000;
g.fillStyle=B;g.fillRect(0,0,W,H);
g.fillStyle='rgba(150,200,255,.3)';
for(i=0;i<80;i++){q=S[i];q[1]+=q[2];if(q[1]>H)q[1]=0;g.fillRect(q[0],q[1],1.4,1.4);}
J(W*.24+30*Math.sin(t*.2),H*.3+22*Math.sin(t*.4),.5,t*.8,.45);
J(W*.5+22*Math.sin(t*.3),H*.52+18*Math.sin(t*.6),1,t*1.3,1);
J(W*.8+18*Math.sin(t*.25+2),H*.24+15*Math.sin(t*.5),.38,t*.6+1,.3);
requestAnimationFrame(d);}
requestAnimationFrame(d);
</script></body></html>
\n, no trailing newline (1884 + 35).The whole scene hangs off one parametric function, J(cx,cy,scale,phase,alpha), where a single sine (p=sin(ph)) drives everything at once: the bell's width/height (narrow-and-tall on the power stroke, wide-and-flat on the relax), the scallop depth, the glow intensity, and — phase-shifted — the wave travelling down every tentacle. Because the pulse, the drift, and the appendage motion are all just readings of that one number, a jellyfish costs one function, and a bloom of three at different depths, scales and pulse-rates costs only three cheap calls. That's what left room for the oral arms, the inner core-glow, and the depth gradient behind them.