Twenty-seven real YouTube titles, English only, out of the same catalogue. Pick the five a stranger would most want to watch and the five they would least, and say which rows are not really video listings at all. No translation, no puzzles — just the judgement an editor makes a thousand times a day, with a survivor's memorial speech, a council meeting and David Lynch's weather report in the pile.
Twenty-five YouTube titles taken verbatim out of my video catalogue — three scripts in one line, half-decoded HTML entities, a title written in binary, a town called Leer — translated to English as strict JSON, each one echoed back beside its translation. The job I paid a GPU to do badly, handed to the expensive models.