You are helping to build the front page of a site that surfaces YouTube videos by the city they were filmed in. The batch below comes out of the catalogue exactly as it was stored. The title is all a visitor sees before deciding whether to click — there is no thumbnail, no channel page, no view count, nothing else.
Below are 27 titles, all in English. Tell me which five a general audience would most want to watch, which five least, and which of them are not really video listings at all.
Someone browsing with no prior interest in any of these places, no local connection, and nothing invested. They are not looking for anything in particular. They will click on what looks worth the next few minutes of their life.
Watchable, not important. The most significant video here is probably not the most watchable one, and you must not confuse the two. If your top five is a list of what deserves attention rather than what would get it, you have answered a different question.
most_watchable best first, least_watchable worst last. No id in both lists. Echo each id exactly as written.', " or & — that is encoding damage, not the uploader's writing. Ignore it. Do not comment on it, do not fix it, and do not mark a title down for it.why is one sentence, and it is about the video, not the title. Say what a viewer would actually get. "Promises a specific abandoned place and names it" is a reason; "well-optimised title with strong keywords" is not. Never restate the title back to me.spam is for rows that are not video listings at all — an engagement plea with no subject, keyword soup with no sentence, an advert, a phone number. Boring is not spam. A dull recording of a real event, correctly titled for the small audience it is for, is a legitimate listing and belongs nowhere near this list. Empty array is a valid answer if you think nothing qualifies.why. If a call is arguable — a listing that is an advert but also something people watch for pleasure — that judgement is worth more to me stated than hidden.Raw JSON, nothing else — no markdown fence, no preamble, no commentary afterwards. Exactly this shape:
{
"most_watchable": [
{ "id": "...", "why": "one sentence" }
],
"least_watchable": [
{ "id": "...", "why": "one sentence" }
],
"spam": ["...", "..."]
}
Each entry is an id line, then the title verbatim on the next line.
[1] id=V_1UW2AS9Bs David Lynch's Weather Report for 12/14/20
[2] id=dGS40h__o4w #shorts #trending #video #reels #redbull #viral
[3] id=96uQWks8jZ4 MOTHMAN and ABANDONED BUNKERS- Creepy Town of POINT PLEASANT, WV Vlog
[4] id=9fRTHc7jkqo B.L. England smoke stack demolition
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[6] id=tECCM30HHzA Speech of Ib Katznelson (survivor of the camp) on 23rd April 2023 at the Ravensbrück memorial site
[7] id=qAgzCv0lLMY Novi Sad, Serbia 🇷🇸 in 4K ULTRA HD | Drone Video
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[9] id=RNn68zcdca0 Lost City and Glow Worm Tunnel Lithgow NSW Adventure Riding Australia
[10] id=20hFRpdvtks 3.1 Earthquake Rattles Waltonville, Illinois
[11] id=Bc0ChHZxAXs You won't believe this GTA 6 Trailer!
[12] id=jv_uYRiHTDk Polar bear walks on tunnel at Detroit Zoo
[13] id=cU8h5VD9tWE Buy My House Girard IL | 833-700-2341
[14] id=MrpvSPlt5hA Abandoned 14A, Extremely Bumpy Ride, Closed Road, Harvey IL 20230629 140729A 4K30p20s 7C
[15] id=dHY6hcXv7cU Township Council Meeting 07.10.23
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[20] id=DH_xS6oH6pA [4K] World's Most Visited Cemetery - Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris France 🇫🇷 - Walking Tour
[21] id=goQlKDEcLnc you won't believe what I am saying but, I found the rare pink sheep in Minecraft wow mind blown 🤯
[22] id=U6dnsLMWIoM Discovering the Hidden Depths: Abteilung E676 - WWII Atlantikwall Bunker Base & Extreme Devastation
[23] id=728HxBCBwEE Hoosac Tunnel East Portal
[24] id=AAnlv7ByDrk Unbelievable Drone Footage of Scotland's Majestic Linlithgow Palace!
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[27] id=n_RM-50aoUo Derelict Abandoned Vehicles in Wilkes-Barre, PA
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